Bjork. 19. German.

Actual queen of procrastination, pokémon master, internet hobo.

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[sees picture of favorite character’s face] [covers own face with hands] [makes frustrated noises]

(Source: jaclcfrost)

( 1 hour ago) · Aug 20,2014 → 29,113 notes
Tagged: #yup



sometimes im really excited about things and i want to tell everyone but then i remember nobody cares and i just sit there like


to tell or not to tell

This is me on so many levels.

(Source: riveille)

( 1 day ago) · Aug 19,2014 → 62,773 notes
Tagged: #birb #uwu



She had curves in all the wrong places. She had a boob sticking out of her kneecap and I’d never seen an ass on the back of someone’s head before

She had legs that went on forever. And ever, and ever. Legs going on into the endless primordial void from which we all came from and to which we shall all return. Her toes touched infinity, her hips perched on the cessation of existence.

( 1 day ago) · Aug 19,2014 → 4,239 notes


50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

( 1 day ago) · Aug 18,2014 → 244,840 notes



When a fic is so good you have to take a break in order to roll around on your bed and flail your limbs everywhere

This actually happens

( 4 days ago) · Aug 16,2014 → 142,793 notes

( 6 days ago) · Aug 14,2014 → 364,182 notes
Tagged: #always reblog

( 6 days ago) · Aug 13,2014 → 3,135 notes
Tagged: #aaaaah #bby #hq


me: goes to see someones blog


me: actually u kno what nvm

( 1 week ago) · Aug 11,2014 → 87,631 notes
Tagged: #seriously wtf tumblr



You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs


but then suddenly ZOOP


fucking green herrons

What the fuck

( 1 week ago) · Aug 11,2014 → 190,205 notes
Tagged: #what even #birb