HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???
Can we get JKR on the phone ?
yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls
baby: ma... mama...
mom: thank god you're not doing that meme thing
baby: we all go to hell
so in totally irrelevant but still hilarious news
justin bieber left a comment on marina and the diamonds’ “primadonna” music video today
I hate that I take so long to reply. Like, everything distracts me. I can be in the middle of replying and look at my wall like. “Damn.. what kind of white is this? Is this a pale white? Off brand white?”
me: dont be fucking rude