One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified
if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you
Tagged: #i am crying tbh #that was absolutely beautiful yet so cringe-worthy #re: amazingphil
pete wentz probably regrets a lot of things but i dont think he regrets the gabey baby tattoo at all
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
Artist: But I don't want to draw.